The Invasion is back: This time its personal!
July 10, 2009 
As I was getting into the shower this morning, I noticed a few ants with wings on the floor in front of the tub. So, I killed them and turned on the water. I left the room and came back, and a few more ants (With and without wings) were crawling on the floor. So, I killed them too. But as I looked around the bathroom, I found the source of the little jerks. They were coming in from behind the commode. There was a small swarm of them hanging out. And there wasn’t even a Cheeto in sight!
As I am spraying bug poison like a mad woman, I run into this guy!
Now, I have been very kind to the spiders in my house, because I thought the spiders would eat the other insects… But apparently 20 or so spiders is not enough to deal with the ants or the centipede. (Spiders: I have been nice to you… seriously. I mean that time I squished one of your brethrenwas totally and accident. He jumped out in front of me! I swear!!) So, now I must go home and clean up ant carcases after work today. The worst part is, that we are only going to be living there a few more days. The rude little insectoid bastards couldn’t wait 5 days for us to leave, could they? And I was going to leave them some Cheetos…
You know what? YOU eat the cheeto and laugh about all the way out the door!
Good luck with the move!
I hate ants – have fun moving….
it sounds bad but not as bad as having humungous cockroaches on the premises. i am a spider lover just so long as they stay outside/don’t cause paralysis/or death with their bite.
I know what you mean; I spare the spiders too. But in return they’re supposed to rid me of despicable vermin, like that uber-ugly centipede above.
yuck.
Maybe you need some lizards.
I-HATE-THESE. We get them from time to time. ick